Happy Fathers Day 2013 Funny Jokes

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2013 Happy Fathers Day Funny Jokes:

• My Dad thinks he wears the trousers in our house, but it’s always Mum who tells him which pair to put on!
• One evening, while sitting around the dinner table, a little girl looked up and asked her father, “Daddy, you’re the boss, right?” Her father was very pleased by this and replied, “Yes.” Then, the little girl continued, “That’s because mommy put you in charge, right?” =D
• In 1900, fathers could count on children to join the family business. Today, fathers pray their kids will soon come home from college long enough to teach them how to work the computer and set the VCR.
• Daddy, Daddy, can I have another glass of water please?”
  “But I’ve given you 10 glasses of water already!”
  “Yes, but the bedroom is still on fire!”
• Son: Dad, give me a dime.
  Father: Son, don’t you think you’re getting too big to be forever begging for dimes?
  Son: I guess you’re right, Dad, Give me a dollar, will you?
• What do you call the two people that embarrass you the most in front of your friends?Mom and Dad*Happy Father’s day to all the Dad’s out there
  
  

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